Toturo Ie - It's All The Same
Once, a husband and a wife were sleeping in bed together. When she fell asleep, the husband made love to her from behind. She woke up and said, "Oh! What did you do, you devil!? You have just committed a terrible sin. Tomorrow, you must go confess your grave sin to the priest!"
The husband was scared and went to the priest to tell him he made love to his wife from behind. The priest told him he would go hell. The husband asked, "Well, father, then how are you going to get me out of hell?"
The priest answered, "You have a barrell of wine; you'll bring it to me tomorrow and I'll 'save you from hell..."
When he got home, the husband was sad. The wife asked him, "Why are you sad?"
He answered, "The priest asked that we bring him a barrell of wine and then he'll save me from hell!"
The wife answered, "And what will you drink, you ass? Let him be, I'll take wine to him alright!"
The next morning, the wife drove the barrel of wine to the priest. She came to the priest and told him that she brought him a barrel of wine. The priest said, "Great, great!"
Then she said, "Sir, let's try it!"
And they drank some wine. And she asked: "Father, is the wine good?"
The priest said that it was good, and the woman said to the priest: "Let's pour more wine from the back of the barrel!" The priest said it was not necessary, because it didn't matter whether it was from the front or the back.
Then the woman told him, "Well, Sir, if it makes no difference whether it's from the front or the back, my husband will not go to hell!" And she turned the wine wagon around and drove it home.
